Today marks my conversion to online blasphemy. I was convinced by the members of my new found home "The Gentleman's Club". Three of the people I live with are some of the classiest male figures Ive ever known and they are Theodore Davis, Ian Patton, and Paul Clonts. My roommate is Evan Fa who is also my bradda from anadda madda and the biggest influence to me on the boogie. I like living with Evan because not only have I gained a new wardrobe I also get to eat Acai bowls everyday. Clark Cahoon is also staying here and he is the Kelly Slater in couch surfing. He does it all from hanging ten, busting airs, and his specialty "pu in sai" aka getting barrelled. Ghent Scott also visited us recently and stayed here for a few days. He had a few talents like freestyle rapping, clapping with out his hands, and having a string of women eye humping him where ever he went.
The Fa-Bowl.
This past week has been one to remember for sure. The opening day of the Pipe contest although not being able to get in the water was really cool to see. Perfect 10-12 ft pipe barrels were not always coming through but they definitely showed up every once in a while. On Saturday morning I woke up at 5:30am so I could surf pipe before the comp started. I didnt get any really good ones but enough to get a wave fix for the morning. Nakana Rivera and Pypyr Lluellen caught two of the heaviest closeouts of the morning and definitely raised some eyebrows on the beach considering everyone there was more of a Stand up Surfing fan. I surfed at Velzy Land later, napped on the beach while Evan surfed Keiki's, then finished off the day with another session at Pipe. I was kind of bummed because the wave that would have made my day I had to straighten out on. It was a beastly 5 footer that kinda frothed further down the line causing the wave to not setup right.
One of the Gem's rolling through. ph: Clark Cahoon
Little Revo on the inside at V-Land.
Later that night at a dance party Lindsay Lohan decided to show up. It was pretty cool and we all had fun with it. After the party she came back because someone had stolen her 7,000 dollar Chanel purse that had 10,000 dollars cash in it and documents that gave her permission to travel. Despite all the stories and rumors going around theres no way to be certain what exactly happen and how true any of the stories are. It did give my friends and I some good laughs though. Digging through the kitchen drawers looking for knives to stab someone with, going 80 mph on Laie Point, almost clearing out mailboxes, and going over to the neighbors house to accuse them; that Lindsay Lohan is so out of touch with reality I almost feel bad for her. Here is a LINK TO THE STORY AT TMZ. This audio clip was recorded by a friend of mine and it's pretty funny listening to everyone talking because these are some of my friends.
To finish things off we all went to The Goat House for the 3rd Annual Christmas Party. Although these get together's are always filled with kook's it was a good time with plenty of Mormon Bubbly, and sitting on Santa's lap.
Till next time,
A Hui Ho!
very well done Mr Muffle. Morgan Shuffle is the biggest blog on the block. EEEEEEEEE.
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